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Ingrid: Alright, I'm calling the police.
Dennis: No, no, no. Ingrid, there's no need to call the police, okay? Because the only crime that's being committed today, is the crime of ugliness. And sadly, you can't press charges for that.
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Ingrid: How did you get into my office?
Dennis: Ah, well, how does anyone get in anywhere Ingrid? A little hard work and persistence.
Ingrid: Did you kick in my door?
Dennis: (chuckles) I intend to kick down a lot of doors today, Ingrid.
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Dennis: You can do it, Dennis, because you're a winner. You haven't peaked. You haven't even begun to peak, but you're gonna peak today. Oh, you're gonna peak all over everybody.
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Charlie: Why don't you just help me make Dennis's designs?
Dee: Because Dennis's designs are terrible.
Charlie: I enjoy them.
Dee: I know you do, Charlie. I walked in and saw you enjoying them very much this morning.
Charlie: Oh, this again. This again. I told you I was scratching myself, Dee!
Dee: You were scratching hard and very vigorously.
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Dennis: (to Ingrid) Why don't you just order a couple of my dresses and... maybe, if you're lucky, I'll even make one special just for you. And if you look good enough in it, hell, I might even consider having sex with you.
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Dee: Mac, I'm gonna stop you right here. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
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Dennis: "Peaked," Dee? Let me tell you something. I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm going to peak so hard, that everybody in Philadelphia will feel it.
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Dee: I got a fatty to take down.