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Waitress: I'm gonna go grind a homeless guy.
Dee: Good girl. Make it dirty.
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Mac: Your illiteracy has screwed us again, Charlie.
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Mac: It's like cream always rises to the top.
Charlie: Dude, and you're like made of cream, dude, and you're cream is all over his face, man, you know what I mean?
Mac: That pisses him off.
Charlie: And he hates that shit, dude. He hates that shit.
Mac: I'm always putting my cream all over his face and it pisses him off.
Charlie: Dude, you're like all up in his face.
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Charlie: I forgot to put deodorant, okay.
Mac: I've never once...
Charlie: Are you going to give me shit all day?
Mac: Never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie, never once.
Charlie: Yeah, well you never once seen me wash my testicles either, but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
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Charlie: The cream always rises to the top, and I'm about to show you the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
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Mac: You shouldn't have dropped out of the dance marathon, you old bitch!
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DJ Fat Michael: Don't be afraid to get sextra close.
DJ Squirrelly D: Osmond close... on Q102.
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Cricket: I want these guys, Frank. I want 'em. And I will stalk the streets and live in the shadows of the night until the streets of Philadelphia run red with their blood.
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Charlie: (referring to Cricket) You know he's not going to go down easy, dude.
Dennis: Oh, no way, dude. He's fueled by vengeance, and reinforced with space-age technology.
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Cricket: They burned you too, didn't they? I know how it feels, the pain, the hurt. How about you and me, we join forces and we make things right?
Frank: Get lost, street rat.