Charlie: You know what dude, hear me out for a second okay. Now technically, that stain did appear to me. Also I am familiar with carpentry and I don't know who my father is. So, am I the messiah? I don't know, I could be, I'm not ruling it out.
Dee: For once I'm going to do the right thing. Frank: He thinks you're too old, huh? Dee: God-d*****, why do I speak to you, ever.
Mac: You can be my right hand man. You can be my Peter. Charlie: Oh... okay I'll be your Peter. Mac: Dress a little nicer though, 'cause you look like shit.
Mac: No, no, see you guys are taking this thing way too far, and you know what I'm going to do? Wash my hands of it. I'm washing my hands of the whole situation Lord. (Walking away from the gang) He will smite you all. God will smite you all!
Matthew: Mr. Reynolds, I'd like to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. Frank: Done.
Charlie: You risk your feet, you get some shoes!
(Dennis passes out and falls on the floor) Frank: That's what you get for not eatin'. Mac: Hey Cricket! You know what'll make you feel better? Matthew: What could possibly make me feel better? Mac: You wanna teabag Dennis? (Matthew mulls it over, and finally nods in agreement) Mac: I'll get the camera!
Charlie: Here's a confession. I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man. A man called God! Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha!
Dennis: So... if you like the Virgin Mary, and you like beer, come on down to Paddy's Pub! We gottem both.
(In reference to the water stain) Frank: It could be a miracle, it could be bulls**t. There's one thing we know for sure. Charlie: What's that? Frank: It's a g*****n goldmine.
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