Charlie Day |
Charlie Kelly |
Glenn Howerton |
Dennis Reynolds |
Rob McElhenney |
Mac |
Kaitlin Olson |
Deandra "Dee" Reynolds |
Danny DeVito |
Frank Reynolds (Season 2+) |
Zachary Knighton |
Random Guy |
Guest Star |
Eileen Fogarty |
Female Bank Clerk |
Guest Star |
Jay Harik |
Gas Station Owner |
Guest Star |
Trivia: There are three paradigms in this episode that the gang attempts to follow.
Mac: The Brains
Dennis: The Looks
Charlie: The Wild Card
Mac: The Muscle
Dennis: The Looks and the Brains
Charlie: The Wild Card
Mac: The Brains
Dennis: The Looks
Charlie: The Wild Card
Frank: The Muscle
Dee: The Useless Chick
Charlie: (in a southern accent) Yep, you best get to stepping, cause Johnny law's a-comin'!
Dennis: You might want to start driving because she called the cops on us.
Mac: Why's he talking like that?
Dennis: Well, wild card over here decided to lose his mind.
Charlie: (in a southern accent) I say, I say, that's just damn preposterous, boy.
Dennis: Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!
Mac: You're about to experience the hard knocks of a free market, bitch. Get ready to feel it where it hurts.
Charlie: Your dick!
Mac: No, not his dick. His--his wallet.
Mac: Guys, why aren't the brakes working?
Charlie: Because I cut the brakes! Wild card, bitches! Yeeeeeeee-haw!
Dee: You're planting a baby monitor?
Frank: Yeah. A lot of people are bugging their babies these days. I guess babies can't be trusted.
Dee: What exactly is it you're expecting to find here?
Frank: Lotta shady shit.
Dee: Like what?
Frank: Like maybe Bruce is banging dudes.
Dee: Why would that be shady?
Frank: Maybe the dudes are babies.
Dee: What?! Bruce is not banging any baby dudes.
Mac: Yeah, is there any way that we can talk to your boss because I think he would understand more better.
Bank Clerk: My boss is a woman.
Mac: Really?
Dennis: Your boss is a woman? Now, this is a strange bank.
Mac: I'm the brains, you're the looks, Charlie's the wild card, and Frank is the muscle.
Charlie: Well, what's Dee?
Mac: She's the useless chick.
Charlie: Hells yeah! We want to fill you up, if'n you were so inclines as to let us.
Mac: I think we've got to stick to the paradigm that we set up. The A-Team...
Charlie: No, no, no! Your paragon is failing us, man.
Mac: Frank, does that waterboard really work?
Frank: (laughs) You bet your ass! I got Dee to admit to things she never did!
Mac: We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies. With their ten-gallon hats and their rotten, ass-plowing hearts. So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a plan.
Dennis: Lay it on us, bud.
Mac: It involves pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own. Pow! (Charlie gives him a bewildered look) Not gay sex.
Dennis: (to Dee) Go away, I'm trying to draw breasts and pretty women.
Charlie: I can be very sensual with a woman, all right? (points to the Bank clerk) You will enjoy it.
Dennis: I kind of can't believe that you guys took off your shirts back there, man. I feel like you really sold me down the river. The Ghostbusters would never do something like that to each other.
Original International Air Dates:
Slovakia: December 2, 2011 on JOJ Plus
Mac makes allusions to The A-Team, Scooby Doo, and The Ghostbusters while trying to convince Charlie and Dennis that they should follow the successful "looks, brains, wildcard" team dynamic.
Dennis: Well, now you're just talking like Foghorn Leghorn!
As Dennis angrily points out, Charlie started talking like Foghorn Leghorn, the rooster in the old Warner Bros. cartoons who would say "I say, I say" in a sentence.
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