Charlie Day |
Charlie Kelly |
Glenn Howerton |
Dennis Reynolds |
Rob McElhenney |
Mac |
Kaitlin Olson |
Deandra "Dee" Reynolds |
Danny DeVito |
Frank Reynolds (Season 2+) |
Roderick Toombs |
Da' Maniac |
Guest Star |
Travis Schuldt |
Ben (The Soldier) |
Guest Star |
Don Frye |
Wrestling Opponent |
Guest Star |
David Hornsby |
Rickety Cricket |
Recurring Role |
Artemis Pebdani |
Artemis |
Recurring Role |
Dennis: Who's "Soldier of Fortune"?
Dee: He's just this guy I've been chatting online with. Whatever.
Dennis: So that would make you "Desert Rose"?
Dee: Yes, it would.
Mac: Wow. What a couple of losers.
Dee: Oh, oh, really? Okay, well, this loser that you're referring to happens to be an American soldier in Iraq.
Charlie: Back it up. Don't-don't joke about that.
Dee: I'm not joking.
Charlie: Are you serious?
Dee: I'm dead serious. His platoon's coming home this weekend, and we're gonna hang out together. So suck on that.
Mac: I feel terrible.
Dennis: Yeah.
Dee: You should.
Dennis: I feel terrible, too, because he's going to come back from Iraq and he's gonna find out that he's been chatting with...
(Dennis points to Dee)
Dee: No.
Dennis: And that's no good.
Charlie: There's a high suicide rates for these guys. He's gonna be crushed.
Frank: The boys and I got him a little welcome home gift.
Dee: Jean shorts? You bought him a pair of jean shorts?
Frank: Yeah.
Dee: Goddamn it, Frank. You guys are going to have plenty of time to ruin this relationship for me at some point in the future. Can you please let me get it started first?
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S 8 : Ep 10
Aired 12/20/12
S 8 : Ep 9
Aired 12/13/12
S 8 : Ep 8
Aired 12/6/12
S 8 : Ep 7
Aired 11/29/12
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