It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Dennis: Who's "Soldier of Fortune"?
Dee: He's just this guy I've been chatting online with. Whatever.
Dennis: So that would make you "Desert Rose"?
Dee: Yes, it would.
Mac: Wow. What a couple of losers.
Dee: Oh, oh, really? Okay, well, this loser that you're referring to happens to be an American soldier in Iraq.
Charlie: Back it up. Don't-don't joke about that.
Dee: I'm not joking.
Charlie: Are you serious?
Dee: I'm dead serious. His platoon's coming home this weekend, and we're gonna hang out together. So suck on that.
Mac: I feel terrible.
Dennis: Yeah.
Dee: You should.
Dennis: I feel terrible, too, because he's going to come back from Iraq and he's gonna find out that he's been chatting with...
(Dennis points to Dee)
Dee: No.
Dennis: And that's no good.
Charlie: There's a high suicide rates for these guys. He's gonna be crushed.