It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Mac: Ever since the recession hit, waves of new people are suddenly broke. These people have no idea how to live without money. They're what's called new poor.

Charlie: Let's talk about the trash. What do I do with the trash? How do I dispose of the trash? Dennis: I don't know. We disposed of the trash on the dumpster last night? What are you doing with it? Charlie: I am taking it to the furnace. Mac: We have a furnace? Charlie: Absolutely. Where do you think the heat comes from? Dennis: You burn the trash in the furnace? Charlie: This bar runs on trash, dude. This bar is totally green that way. Dennis: How is burning trash green? Charlie: Ah, because I'm recycling the trash and the heat for the bar and lot's of smoke for the bar, giving the bar the smoky smell that we all like. Mac: The bar smells like trash. Dennis: That's exactly the opposite of green, Charlie. Charlie: Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I can put the trash into a landfill where's gonna stay for millions of years, or I can burn it up and get a nice smoky smell in here and let that smoke goes to the sky where it turns into stars. Mac: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about stars to dispute it.

Dee: What's with the briefcase? Frank: I'm gonna start a new business. I created an empire before and I can do it again. Dee: Huh? You are really good at making money. Okay, I'm in. Frank: What are you talking about? What value are you to me? Dee: I'm desperate, so I'll do anything. Frank: Okay, that's good. Are you willing to destroy your credit? Dee: It's never really been a problem before.

Frank: All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken. Beth: Actually, I'm vegan. Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe. Dee: Nice one.