It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 4 Episode 7

Who Pooped the Bed?

Aired Wednesday 10:00 PM Oct 09, 2008 on FXX
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Episode Summary

With the help of Mac and Dennis, Frank and Charlie attempt to figure out who pooped in their bed. Dee leads Artemis and the Waitress on a ladies night out on the town.

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  • An episode that sticks with you (no pun intended). Only Sunny could make this episode work.

    I hated this episode when I first saw it. This sort of juvenile gross out humor is never my kind of thing. But somehow, the sheer idiocy and ridiculously convoluted nature of this episode wins you over upon multiple viewings.

    There really isn't much else to say about it, and Dee's side story isn't actually my cup of tea. The Sex and the City storyline is pretty old by now, and separate episodes where Dee hang out with girls and tries to be cultured might have worked better.

    But who cares? This episode could have been so tasteless, but the way that it deals with a deliberately crude subject so matter-of-factly makes it win you over with time.

    Only a show like Sunny could have ever pulled this off.moreless
  • Someone pooped the bed. Who was it? Was it Frank, with the old and feeble body? Was it Charlie, the filthy degenerate? Or was it a frame job? Mac and Dennis investigate, with a few surprises from Dee and her new "Sex in the City"-style girl gang.moreless

    This week was a return to classic Sunny, and in my opinion, best of the season. The took a random and funny notion, pooping the bed, and gave it the full Sunny treatment. This episode really had everything you could ask for... two separate plotlines diverging in the end. Mystery, random insanity (wolf hair?! lol). The critic says he has a problem with the poo analysis, while I found myself laughing harder than I have in a very long while. Every scene was hilarious. The only moments I didn't find funny were some of the Dee-related scenes. Don't get me wrong, Dee is hilarious. But I feel that when she is apart from the boys she is much weaker. The waitress was great, Artimus was awesome at the end (although the bleached **** thing wasn't funny and made me gag).

    Charlie and Frank's relationship continues to grow stranger and funnier, while the whole Dennis being jealous thing shows that Sunny does have character arcs. While I wouldn't consider it a series classic, it has high rewatchability, unlike most of the other episodes from this season so far. I hope Sunny continues down this path of hilarious insanity, because those are the moments I enjoy the most over the course of the series.moreless
  • A piece of feces ends up in the bed.

    We had some funny jokes here but for a show with so much cursing, they had to call it "poop" instead of sh*t? Dennis and Mac investigating the crime was great, but this storyline was just absolutely ridiculous. I loved the remark about how Sex and the City just won't die, but did not care for the corresponding Dee, Artemis and Waitress storyline. Why is Dee getting so much screen time this season? The investigation as a whole was decent until the scene with Artemis and her idea on what happened. Her character is terrible and needs to be booted from the show.moreless
  • how do i watch it

    i dont know how to watch the episodes on can u even watch it on someone plzz answer me. r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r r rmoreless
  • Just no

    I know that this show is based on juvenile humor that is funny to both twelve and thirty year olds, but this episode took it way too far. The whole thing was gross and not in the good way that this show normally is. I had a hard time even watching this episode and it just showed off the worst aspects of all the characters. The parts not based around who pooped in the bed weren't that bad. Artemis and the waitress were a nice surprise. I loved the waitress getting drunk and hanging out with Dee while she steals shoes. Overall a mediocre episode and a good example of why people think this show is stupid.moreless
David Hornsby

David Hornsby


Guest Star

Artemis Pebdani

Artemis Pebdani


Guest Star

Fran Kranz

Fran Kranz

College Student

Guest Star

Mary Elizabeth Ellis

Mary Elizabeth Ellis


Recurring Role

Trivia, Notes, Quotes and Allusions


  • TRIVIA (0)

  • QUOTES (20)

    • Charlie: Seriously, dude. Don't ever poop in our bed again.

    • Artemis: Deandra! You wanted in on this poop war from the start.
      Dee: No, I didn't.
      Artemis: The outcast. The slut. The bitch. The whore. The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore.

    • Frank: What motive could a man possibly have for pooping where he sleeps? I love that bed.
      Charlie: Don't buy this act. Frank, I will jam that poop right back up your ass where it came from.

    • Dee: Hi, can we get three Cosmos, please?
      Waitress: Actually, make mine a water.
      Dee: Water? We're in a bar.
      Waitress: Yeah, well, I have a drinking problem.
      Dee: Wow, that's a horribly unattractive thing to announce to everybody.

    • Waitress: Who is she again?
      Dee: Oh, that's Artemis. She's the sassy one who always plays by her own rules.
      Artemis: Guys are playing hard to get. I'm gonna take off my bra, blastin' my nips!

    • (A drunk Waitress is helping herself to drinks at Paddy's Pub)
      Dennis: You're paying for that.
      Charlie: She doesn't have to pay for that.
      Dennis: Yes, she does.
      Waitress: Bite me, asshole.
      Dee: Wow. You have a bad attitude when you're drinking.
      Waitress: You have a bad attitude when you're drinking you huge-footed slut.

    • Artemis: Name's Artemis. I have a bleached asshole.

    • Dee: You're not going to go out with me 'cause these idiots found two poopies in a bed?
      Dennis: Yeah, Dee. But it's not the poop. It's the mystery behind the poop.

    • Mac: Can we move on to the DNA test?
      Charlie: Yeah, can we do a DNA test?
      Dennis: That's a good idea.
      Frank: DNA's good.
      College Student: Yeah, I can't do that.
      Dennis: What do you mean? Aren't you a Scientist?
      Charlie: Yeah, do it?
      College Student: No, I'm an Econ major. I just wanted to look at some poop.

    • Charlie: Why did you do that, dude?!
      Frank: Because poop is funny.

    • Waitress: I have a drinking problem.
      Dee: Well, then, you should know how to hold your booze a little better.
      Waitress: I'll hold your boobs a little better.

    • Waitress: Why would I ever go out with you? I hate you.
      Dee: I know. I hate you, too. That's the way girls are. We're catty. We backstab and talk about each other behind our backs and stalk. Don't you remember how Samantha and Carrie and the dykey redhead used to do that kind of fun stuff?

    • Frank: Charlie, we sleep ass to ass, you know that.

    • College Student: Hey... you got turd?

    • Dee: Hey, you guys, what are you doing tonight?
      Dennis: What the hell kind of question is that?
      Mac: Yeah, you're asking us to predict the future, Dee. How can I predict the future?

    • Charlie: Well, yesterday we wake up and there's a piece of poop right in the middle of me and Frank, okay?
      Dennis: Wait a minute, so this happened two nights in a row?
      Charlie: Yeah, man! So we threw the first piece of poop out 'cause big deal, whatever. Accidents happen, right? But then this morning, there's another piece of poop in the exact same spot. Now, Frank says it's not him, and I say it's not me, but you bet your ass it's one of us.

    • Dee: So Artemis, where'd you get that great top?
      Artemis: Burmington Coat Factory. I got it on sale. It's irregular.

    • Artemis: Yeah, I'll take a Jägerbomb.
      Dee: No, no, Jägerbombs.
      Artemis: Fine, Irish carbomb.
      Dee: No.
      Artemis: Sake bomb?
      Dee: No! Okay, no. Nothing with "bombs" in the name, okay?

    • Mac: He was turtle-heading. Turtle-heading!

    • Dennis: I sleep in a king-sized bed by myself.
      Frank: Ooh. Oh.
      Dennis: When I have to go to the bathroom, I use a toilet.
      Charlie: Look... at... He... Dennis on his bed made for kings with his toilet made of gold. Okay, Your Majesty.

  • NOTES (0)


    • Dennis: She just watched that stupid Sex and the City movie.

      As Dennis pointed out, Dee's plans during the episode mimic those from the television show and the movie, Sex and the City.