It's Like, You Know...

Jennifer: If an ex-boyfriend got over me because the sweatshirt I got him was ugly, I'd rip his collar-bone out.

Helen: I don't really have a love-life, I have a like-life.

Arthur: Personally, I think talking about your relationship is always a mistake. If I get married, and my wife says she wants a divorce, I would like it to come as a complete shock.

Arthur: Hey, roaming plans weren't built in a day. Robbie: I was very hurt. I felt like William Hurt.

Robbie: I told Helen I loved her, and asked her if the feeling was mutual. She said, 'Yes, the feeling is mutual, I love myself too.' Jennifer: Well, I thought she just misinterpreted the word 'mutual.' Shrug: Who misinterprets the word 'mutual?'

Robbie: I knew I was in love with Helen because suddenly I lost my sense of humor. I wasn't funny around her anymore.

Arthur: I am so sick of people misusing this word literally! How can you literally choke on an option?

Shrug: I'm crest-fallen. Utterly crest-fallen. My crest has fallen and it can't get up.