It's Like, You Know...

Lauren: I had a really nice flirtation with this guy at this red light. Robbie: Yeah? What was he driving? Lauren: Audi A6. Robbie: Blue? Lauren: Silver. Robbie: Sounds like a nice guy.

Lauren: So how many women have you slept with in your life? Robbie: I dunno. Lauren: How about Artie? Robbie: I dunno... divided by ten.

Kevin: I'm a bore? Lauren: You're a total snorus borealis.

Jennifer: You're pro death penalty? Roger: Oh, yeah. Aren't you? Jennifer: Me? Absolutely. I mean, come on, an eye for an eye, a tit for a tat, you say tomato, I say fry the bastard.

Waiter: Oh, we have a new policy here. If you use a cell-phone in the restaurant we take your food away.

Arthur: You are not going to believe this girl, she's like 21 going on Janis Jplin. She's like the unholy grail.

Waiter: We have one special tonight, the Lake Superior Whitefish. Kevin: Ah. Lauren: You have any Lake Michigan Whitefish? Waiter: Excuse me? Lauren: Uhg, I just can't stand Lake Superior. I mean how arrogant is that? Lake Superior. They're all great lakes.

Jennifer: We are the only civilized country that allows a state to murder its own citizens in the name of justice. Shrug: I don't think we murder them in the name of justice, we murder them in the name of revenge. Jennifer: Revenge is horrible. Shrug: No, no, no, revenge is sweet.