Ernie: Screw acting, I got promoted to head waiter. Yeah, acting is for jack-asses.
Ernie: See, now it's like, you know, I don't pity you.
Shrug: Why do they call the pound key the pound key? How come Teflon sticks to frying pans? Why is Jesus the only biblical character with a last name?
Shrug: You know who she massaged yesterday? Hmm? Hmm!? Larry David. He's the creator of Seinfeld. Robbie: CO-creator.
Shrug: You shouldn't smoke, dollface. It's bad for you. (Shrug coughs) Olivia: So are men, but I still go through a pack a day.
Shrug: My time is valuable. What do you want? Olivia: You've gotta help me. I'm desperate. What happens to birds when they die? I never see any dead birds.
Lauren: Oh, hou know, your ice maker is leaking. Shrug: Yeah I know. I've called the super. He's doing Touched by an Angel this week. This is a reference to drama show Touched by an Angel which ran for 9 years on CBS.
Weird, no one has discussed It's Like, You Know... yet.
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