It's Like, You Know...

Arthur: Hey! If you hate L.A. so much, why don't you just leave?! Newyorker on the plane: I'm trying to leave! Arthur: Good, 'cause we don't need you here!

Arthur: (about leaving L.A., and going to New York; to Shrug) I'm not dying Shrug, I'm just going to a better place.

Arthur: I went with a watch. Shrug: Wow, there's no present like the time.

Lauren: This is Jesse Jackson we're talking about here. His loose muscles are my civic duty.

Lauren: I am one of the few people who is notalgic about the present.

Herb: My doctor said Mylanta.

Arthur: If you can't make it here you can't make it anywhere.

Shrug: You and Barney the Anchorman? Woman: You find that so shocking? Shrug: No, no, he's a very handsome.... Woman: Imbecil. Shrug: Thank you.

Barney: I think it can be more than a movie. I think it can be a film.

Stanger on the plane: My pregnancy was such a shock, I named my baby Shock. Her name is Shock Cousteau.