It's Like, You Know...

Season 1 Episode 5

Two Days in the Valley

Aired Unknown Apr 21, 1999 on ABC
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Two Days in the Valley
Arthur is angry when Simile restaurant refuses to serve his burger medium rare, and must may a trip to the dreaded Valley to confront the mother who is suing the restaurant for giving her son food poisoning. Meanwhile, facing creative interference from the producers of his cable TV show, Robbie hires Jennifer to give acting lessons to the rabbinical star of "Pay Per Jew".moreless

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      • Rabbi Brach: I mean, after all, it's like, you know, Rosh Hashanah.

      • Beverly: Ooh, that is a sexy burger.

      • Robbie: Imagine yourself in a parched desolate zone of L.A. so literally gorged with strip malls and noxious hydrocarbons permeating every corner of an area so oppresively declase, so negative chic you'd think you're knee-deep in 1958. I went to the valley once before I knew any better... I still wake up screaming.

      • Shrug: A medium-rare hamburger is a corner-stone of human civilization.
        Arthur: Any civilian knows this.
        Shrug: Well, I've reached my limit. I've had it. Everything we were promised as children, lives full of sugar, sun, sex, booze, hookers, gas guzzlers, cuban missiles, cold wars, hair.... They've all been taken away! The medium-rare hamburger is all we have left!

      • Robbie: (looking at a room full of people) These are the people that are going to judge Rabbi Brach?
        Charles: They are between 18 and 49.
        Bert: Very desireable demographics.
        Robbie: How did you get this people to show up?
        Charles: We payed them 12$.

      • Shrug: Arthur, this woman lives in the San Fernando Valley. That's like venturing in the forbidden zone in The Planet of the Apes.

      • Bert: Robbie, television evolves. Remember, two Darren's on Bewitched?
        Cabil: Two Jan's on The Brady Bunch...
        Bert: No, no, see, that was a rumor. People got confused when she grew breasts.

      • Charles: We want pay-per-jew to apply to a wider audience.
        Cabil: Manily 18 to 49 year olds.
        Bert: Not to meantion christians.

      • Gerald: So, Lauren, I'm due for a massage.
        Lauren: Oh God, I've quit that business.
        Gerald: Why?
        Lauren: Carpal tunnel syndrome. And tunnel vision.
        Gerald: Where do you work now?
        Lauren: In a tunnel.

      • Arthur: I've been in Los Angeles for long. It's like an eternal camp. More pleasant than jail, but still really hard to escape from.

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