Jack & Bobby

Jimmy: When you turn 18, dont walk...run!

Tom: So all of Hart, Missouri can be here except for the guy that worked with you every day?

Jimmy: You made a pretty good turkey though. Grace: No, I had to call the turkey hotline. Jimmy: There's a turkey hotline?

Grace: I could do this all day. Jimmy: Yea me too, but you would need a pee break.

Jimmy: You think she's tough now, try sharing a bathroom with her.

Grace: What are you making? Jimmy: Margueritas. Grace: On Thanksgiving? Jimmy: Yeah, I'm trying to incorporate your son's Mexican heritage into the holiday.

Marcus: I bet she had a melt down when Mary-Kate went into rehab.

Grace: Bobby, can you go keep an eye on your uncle. He's emptying the dishwasher and I'm not sure he's up to the challenge.

Bobby: Mom, how do you know when the corn is ready? Grace: When it's really yellow. Bobby: But it's green. It's sacotash. Grace: I dunno...when it's really green?

Grace: I could do this all day. Jimmy: Yeah so could I, but you would need a pee break.

Jack: Don't you have somewhere to be? Bobby: The bell didn't ring yet.

Tom: Your mom didn't mention anything to me. Bobby: She must have just forgotten. Tom: Yeah, forgetting is not really her style. Jimmy: I'll say.

Grace: What, is that like your 5th drink? Jimmy: What, is that like your 5th outfit? Hey Grace who are you getting so dressed up for?

Grace(spills marguerita purposely): Aww Jimmy look what you made me do! Now I have to go change!

Matt: How can you not see how shallow she is, Jack? All she cares about is her lipstick color.

Matt: She doesn't appreciate you, and you don't care because she puts out. Jack: Shut up.

Jimmy: You gave up pot, what, an hour ago, and all of a sudden you're the Substance Abuse Poster Child?

Grace: No career, no boyfriend, you have nothing. Jimmy: I thought I had family.