Matt: Have you lost your mind? Jill: Yes. And I'm trying to get her to do the same.
Audrey: Kissing is not cheating. Jack: Yes it is. Kissing is the most intimate thing you can do. Prostitutes don't do it for that very reason. Audrey: Okay, you are not a prostitute and you are never watching 'Pretty Woman' ever again.
Jack: I need to think. Jill: You need to stop thinking. Jack: You need to stop acting like you can just ride up on a horse and carriage and sweep me off my feet. You can't just do that.
Jack: Why is everyone being so nice to me? Audrey: One of life's little mysteries.
Mikey: I know women. Barto: Mikey, you may be damn familiar with what goes on below their necks, but above, I'd label you borderline remedial.
Jack: He told me he wanted me, and he told me to be ready.
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