Jack & Jill

Audrey: I wanted to talk to you. Russell: No thanks. Audrey: Wait a second! I wanted to apologize. Russell: Oh! Oh, well, then by all means. Audrey: I'm sorry. Russell: Man, you really suck at apologies. Audrey: Yeah, well, it's not one of my strong suits.

Russell: Get over yourself, blondie. Okay? You're not half as hot as you think you are, and even if you were, you still wouldn't be my type.

Audrey: What's that? Jill: A sub-woofer. Below the woof.

Jack: Her speaking ability seemed somewhat limited, but that's probably because of all the collagen in her lips.

Mikey: Karaoke's dead, done, finished. Thank you, Gwyneth, we've all moved on.