Jack & Jill

Jill: First she cancels on me, then she stands me up. And what do I do? I just keep coming back for more, y'know. It's like an all-you-can-eat abuse bar... for starving masochists. Barto: For what? For who? Jill: I just can't... I can't figure it out, y'know. It's like, she seems into me, and then she doesn't. Barto: I think that's actually a female genetic disorder, specific to apartment 2E.

Matt: The what isn't nearly as important as the why, and the why comes from people.

Barto: It's like my brain's been shot full of lidocain. Jill: Barto, you know what, your brain's not full of lido it's full Audrey. I mean, have you even talked to her since... since... Barto: ...since the unfathomable sex that clearly meant nothing to her? Jill: Well, I was gonna put it nicer, but yeah, that.