Jack & Jill

Dr. Zane: It is a privilege to be there for someone when they die. You might have helped him more than you know.

Audrey: Barto, if you quit, there's gonna be a whole list of people you didn't save.

Audrey: Most guys are peacocks when it comes to their... feathers.

Jack: They can see me or the photos, but we can't be in same place at the same time. You know what I mean? Jill: So it'd be like Batman and Bruce Wayne. Jack: Exactly.

Jill: Need any help taking your clothes off?

Jack: The interviews are over so you can all go home... and eat something!

Jack: You already know where everything is. Just, y'know, proceed as usual. Jill: I love it when you talk dirty.

Jill: Why do you have such a problem with nakedness? Jack: I don't have a problem with nakedness. I have a problem with nakedness and a hundred watt bulbs working together against me.