Jack: I'd rather have a huge lunch and then try on bathing suits under flourescent lights at Bloomingdales standing in the same dressing room as Elle MacPherson.
Dr. Zane: It is a privilege to be there for someone when they die. You might have helped him more than you know.
Audrey: Barto, if you quit, there's gonna be a whole list of people you didn't save.
Audrey: Most guys are peacocks when it comes to their... feathers.
Jack: They can see me or the photos, but we can't be in same place at the same time. You know what I mean?
Jill: So it'd be like Batman and Bruce Wayne.
Jill: Need any help taking your clothes off?
Jack: The interviews are over so you can all go home... and eat something!
Jack: You already know where everything is. Just, y'know, proceed as usual.
Jill: I love it when you talk dirty.
Jill: Why do you have such a problem with nakedness?
Jack: I don't have a problem with nakedness. I have a problem with nakedness and a hundred watt bulbs working together against me.
Jill: These buttons are actually very tricky. I need full illumination.