Mikey: You've gotta adopt my party strategy: scope it, rope it, grope it.
Jill: My party's making me sad.
Mikey: It's all in the eyes if they're looking for a friend, a boyfriend, or sex before morning.
Barto: I am not sexually intimidated by her or anyone... except maybe her.
Barto: He's gonna start dating again. Mikey: Oh, you finally asked Jack out, huh? Jill: Uh, he said dating, not Tae Bo. Besides, I know plenty of normal women.
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