Jack: (To Matt) What are you going to make me for breakfast?
Jack: (To Audrey) Ever since I've known you you've been the queen of 'What the hell.' Except with Barto.
Audrey: Have you ever had a guy basically tell you off, and somehow it comes off sounding like the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Jill's Lawyer: (To Jill) I can sue you for being tall and good-looking.
Mikey: I think I might be ready for a pseudo-girlfriend.