Jack & Jill

Elisa: Paris, I'm going to my bedroom. Paris: Yeah. Elisa: Are you going to my bedroom too? Paris: Yeah. Elisa: Paris, I don't want you to go to my bedroom. Mikey: Neither do I. Paris: Oh. Oh, my mistake. Elisa: Oh no, it's just, I didn't realize that you were... Paris: Bisexual. Elisa: Oh, that's a big word. Mikey: Not a bad word.

Annie: I'm sure that I'm the last person in the world that you want to see right now. Audrey: Takes two. Annie: True. But I think that it was more me. Because I wanted it to happen. Because I'm totally in love with him. Audrey: Oh, thanks, yeah, that makes me feel so much better. Annie: But he's totally in love with you, and he's scared to death of lsoing you. Audrey: I see. And when exactly did you guys discuss this? Before, during or after?

Barto: I'm starting to get dizzy. Audrey: Yeah, me too.

Mikey: I figure she usually deals with two kinds of guys: the ones who try to get into bed immediately, and then the ones who can barely even speak to her. Jill: Yeah, aren't you, like, president/CEO of category 1?

Elisa: I'm having dinner with Paris Everett at 93 East. Pinch me. I'm not wearing this.

Barto: I'm an idiot. I'm scum.