Jack & Jill

Elisa: I've still got rats and you're gonna raise the rent? What are you going to charge the rats?

Jack: Did we just have our first fight? Jill: No, that would be the day we met.

Jill: Yeah, who needs condoms when you got your ex-girlfriend on the couch.

Jill: I only have one. Jack: I thought we could layer.

Elisa: Hi. I have rats. Jack: She has rats. Jill: Oh. Elisa: Goodnight.

Mikey: You know, meeting the co-workers, it's kinda like meeting the parents, only not as related.

Jill: Hello. Barto: Hello. Jill: You live upstairs. Barto: I know.

Yoga instructor: Cell phones are not a part of yoga.

Yoga instructor: Anger is not a part of yoga.

Barto: Hmm. Fuzzy.

Jack: I'll be late. Jill: I know, and I'm so sorry, in advance.

Jill: You told Audrey? Jack: That's different, I tell Audrey everything. Jill: How much everything? Jack: Some everything, not all everything.