Jack & Jill

Jill: (To Jack) I mean, as much as I hate to admit it, Matt seems like a pretty great guy.

Matt: You're insane. I mean, you know that, right? Jack: It's supposed to be endearing.

Audrey: Are you kidding me? Matt Prophet is a questionable guy? He owns like thirty ties.

Elisa: It doesn't matter where I look, all I see is naked.

Audrey: Hi. Alison: You're the dancer. Gosh, you're so tiny. Audrey: Thank you, I think.

Alison: What did you study in college? Mikey: Philosophy. Barto: In Mikey's defense, the philosopher job market is glutted right now.

Jill: (To Alison) You're cute. You're not funny, but you're cute.