Jack & Jill

Elisa: So do you forgive me? Mikey: I forgave you two days ago. That's what we do on my planet. So what's the deal with you and my clock?

Jack: (to Audrey) What are you guys going to do tonight? Gonna burn up the sheets again?

Jill: You wanted our own place so you could bring home women? Mikey: Why else would you need an apartment?

Jack: You are so mean. Jill: You are so covered in cous-cous.

Elisa: I think women should stick together when people who are not women could wind up hurting them.

Audrey: Are you okay? Barto: Yeah. No. You know what? Audrey: What? Barto: The true horror is that I feel compelled to tell you that this has never happened to me before.

Barto: Just kill me now, please.

Jill: Drink eggs!