Jack of All Trades

Season 1 Episode 10

Dead Woman Walking

Aired Unknown Apr 17, 2000 on
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Dead Woman Walking
Graves are being desecrated and the Daring Dragoon is being blamed. Can Emilia play dead long enough to clear his name?

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    • QUOTES (7)

      • Jack: (being fitted for new clothes) Hey, what the Hell do we need new clothes for anyway? You've got enough fabric in that boudoir of yours to carpet Manhattan.
        Emilia: While your undergarments have likely petrified like a neolithic fossil from overuse.
        Jack: Hey, stay out of my drawers, sister. And I mean that both ways.

      • Jack: Hey, what's the plan for the day anyway?
        Emilia: Well, today's Saturday so I thought we might go to the market and purchase accessories for our new wardrobe.
        Jack: Oh, that could be fun. Yeah, or you could stick icepicks in my toenails.
        Emilia: Oh, it's your choice, I'm game for either.

      • Emilia: Tell me Jack, what do you think happens to you after you pass on?
        Jack Well, you're loved ones dress you in a monkey suit, stick you in a box and cover you with dirt. Or they barbecue you and put you above the fireplace.

      • Emilia: Really Jack, nothing could be more terrifying than waking up by your side.
        Jack: That's what they all say. (Pause) At first!

      • Brogard: (To Jack at Emilia's funeral) What a world, when a beautiful creature such as Madame Rothschild is struck down, when the likes of M. Stiles continues to slither around.
        Croque: What a pity it was not you who died instead of the fair Emilia.

      • Jack: (climbing into Emilia's coffin) Talk about a Jack in the box!

      • Undead Emilia: (commanding penance from the Governor and Brogard) If you fail, I will eat your brain!

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