Johnny Knoxville: He threw the ball up and it came back down and hit me in the leg and broke the skin!
Brandon DiCamillo: I'm Bran and his is Bam and we're gonna have ourselves a lil cock-fight out on the ice!
Bam Margera: What now bitch?! Had your big moment on the ice huh?!
Johnny Knoxville: Don't touch me!
Chris Pontius: Hello boys and grls, today we're going to go to Balu Dog Trainging Center where i will be ran down and attacked by some police dogs.
Steve-O: I'm Steve-o and this here's Manny. Right now i'm gonna stick one of these worms up my nose and snort it out through my mouth.