Jackass

Bam Margera: Right now we're gonna hurt the treadmill or the treadmill's gonna hurt us. Jai Alai Expert: The record for Jai Alai is 110 mph. Ryan Dunn: I dunno. God, I told Johnny Knoxville not to favor the left and you know what he does? He goes and favors the seat, pushes the seat down, I almost took a header into the ground. If there would have been a rock there I would have come up and kicked him. Bam Margera: Phil's pies. Phil nah nah nah! Damn, Phil that's a pretty good job. The pie that you made! Lemon marange you fat bitch! What's up with that?! Johnny Knoxville: I'm gonna inseminate you artificially. It may be for real if we play our cards right.