Jackie Chan Adventures

Mama Tohru: I told you no fighting forces of darkness! Tohru: Not even the skinny one? Chow: (laughs) That's right, Tohru. Listen to mommy!

Tohru: I love her, but sometimes I wish Mother would just disappear. Mama Tohru: Oh, be careful what you wish for, Tohru.

Mama Tohru: My baby will not fight forces of darkness! Finn: (laughs) Hear that? (The rest of the Enforcers burst out into laughter) Ratso: Yeah. Tohru's mommy won't let him come out and play! Chow: Maybe he needs his diaper changed!

Mama Tohru: It is best if we treat Jackie before onset of stage three. Jade: Uh, what happens in stage three? (Jackie passes out) Mama Tohru: Jackie lies motionless on ground.

Jade: Welcome to bizarro world! Jackie: Jade, it's called a bazaar. Jade: (referring to Uncle) Seeing an old guy playing with rattles is bizarre to me.

(After Finn, Ratso, and Chow thought they were invisible) Ratso: How come I can still see you guys? Finn: That's cause we're ALL invisible. Ratso: I was never any good at science.

Tohru: Do not worry, mother. Sensei will find a way to make you visible again. Uncle: Why? She is more pleasing to the eyes this way.

Finn: This snake can make us invisible. Ratso: We can sneak into any movie we want for free!

Uncle: Jackie needs root of willow tree. Mama Tohru: Yes, willow tree perfect, if Jackie had chapped lips! Uncle: Then, what does Madam Tarantula recommend?

Uncle: Tohru! You did not tell Uncle you invited spider woman!