JAG Season 5 Episode 15

Bud: (about Mic) You must really hate him, sir.
Harm: I don't hate him. He just bugs me. He always has. I don't know if it's that smug grin or the Crocodile Dundee accent or the way he...
Bud: Chases after Colonel Mackenzie, sir?
Harm: Et tu, Brute?
Bud: Sir, with all due respect, I think there's some validity to what Commander Brumby said.
Harm: Look, Mac has either been a partner or a worthy adversary for the past four years. I just don't wanna see her make another bad choice with a man, you know?
Bud: Why are you certain that Commander Brumby is a bad choice?
Harm: Well, you don't think so?

Bud: Commanders, I never appreciated how good you were at playing good cop/bad cop.
Harm and Mic: (in unison) Who's playing?

Bud: There are sharks in the harbor?
Mic: It's Australia, mate. There are sharks in the bathtub.

Bud: (about Mac) She's pretty upset, sir. Of course, it was pretty embarrassing.
Harm: I don't think that's it, Bud. I think that Mac is upset that Mic didn't ask for her.
Bud: Why didn't he ask for her, sir?
Harm: Because he's one smart dingo.

Harm: You know Brumby one of these days you and I are going to strip blouses. (meaning "fight")
Mic: Always assumed we would, mate, question's only been when.

(looking out over the beach)
Bud: It's like an R-rated Baywatch out there.
Mic: Remember you're a married man, Lieutenant.
Harm: Some men don't need reminding, Mic.
Mic: Righto. The dead ones.