JAG Season 9 Episode 10

PO Coates: (on the phone) Commander Rabb is out of the country, which is why you couldn't reach him at home.

Harriet: (about the USO show) These people are used to traveling on luxury tour buses. I can't tell them they have to potty in a bucket in the back of a C-130.

Lt. Jergenson: (to Harm, about his staff) I don't know why they'd lie, sir.
Mac: A man is dead, that's reason enough for some people.

Mac: A woman scorned is a force of nature. You should know.
Harm: Yeah, you can work side by side with someone and still not know what they're thinking.
Mac: I could say the same thing about you.

Mac: (to PO Yates) While you were out here killing yourself, another man died.

Bud: (about little AJ) Do you believe that between teasing the new baby and running away from the babysitter, he's actually learning how to spell?
Mikey Roberts: Maybe you should have him help me with my homework.
Bud: Are you having trouble keeping up with your studies?
Mikey Roberts: I was kidding.

Mikey Roberts (to Bud): Maybe I'd be more mature if you stopped calling me Mikey.

Harm: This is just like old times. You, me, sea duty . . . we should get out of Washington more often.
Mac: Sounds to me like you got out of Washington plenty when you were off playing spy.

PO Coates: Getting married can be complicated.
Admiral Chegwidden: Getting married is simple. Staying married is complicated.