JAG Season 1 Episode 3

Dirk Grover: The answer is it's my little secret.
Meg: Which means you're bluffing, Sir.
Dirk Grover: Wanna risk it?
Meg: Yes, sir!
Harm: No, sir!

Dirk Grover: I'm Dirk. But you'll address me as Sir or Mister Grover.
Harm: Whatever you say, Sir.
Dirk Grover: That's right, we do whatever I say.

Dirk Grover: How typical of the cost cutting Navy to have you assess me and their civilian liability at the same time. How liable is the Navy?
Meg: You're the extortionist, not the Navy.
Dirk Grover: Still, a Navy torpedo fired from a Navy submarine. It'll have those PI lawyers in a feeding frenzy. (looks at Lt. Austin) You're sweating, honey. Does the thought of all those lawsuits frighten you?
Meg: No, sir. And the name's Lieutenant Austin, not honey.
Dirk Grover: Well how politically incorrect of me.

Sailor: What'd you fly, Lieutenant?
Harm: Tomcats.
Sailor: Tomcats to JAG?
Harm: I broke one. They wouldn't give me another one.

Harm: Impressive pick up, Sir.
Cmdr. Lindsey: I thought you'd appreciate it, Lieutenant.
Harm: I don't know if the President did.
Cmdr. Lindsey: The President?!

Dirk Grover: Don't you hate it when the bad guy's so good?
Harm: No, makes nailing his ass that much more satisfying.

Harm: No, Mr. Grover, you do not pass go, you do not collect 40 million dollars. You go straight to jail.

Meg: I've penetrated four levels, two booby traps, and even found a fake program that looks good but does nothing.
Harm: I know a woman like that.

Meg: Why do I always attract nerds?
Harm: Maybe it's the uniform.

Meg: You don't like me because I replaced Kate.
Harm: No, I don't like you because you didn't disqualify yourself from this mission. That at least I would have respected.

Harm: Why don't you have a little pizza and bug juice with him. Seeing you vulnerable might make him drop his guard.
Meg: What, you want me to play the faint hearted female?
Harm: I don't want you to play anything, Lieutenant.

(Harm is leaning over Meg's shoulder)
Meg: Don't you have something to do sir?
Harm: I'm doing it.
Meg: By bugging me?
Harm: I'm lending moral support.

Meg: Kate sends her regrets.
Harm: You know Kate?
Meg: Well enough for her to warn me, sir.
Harm: About what?
Meg: That's privileged information, Lieutenant.

Meg: If I get my hands on his computer I'll crack his code and disarm the shadow.
Harm: And what if you can't?
Meg: I've deciphered computer codes in as little as thirty seconds, Sir.
Harm: And as long as...
Meg: Three days, but that was in Chinese.

Cmdr Lindsey: Lieutenant Austin is a computer weapons specialist.
Harm: I thought you were a lawyer?
Meg: I'm multi talented, Sir.
Harm: Well I'm sure you are Lieutenant.
Meg: No you're not Sir, but in time I'll prove it to you.

Meg: You kept me angry with you to keep my mind off the claustrophobia, didn't you?