Jam and Jerusalem

Season 1 Episode 5

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Aired Friday 9:30 PM Dec 15, 2006 on BBC
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While Delilah gets her car stuck, Sal and Tash argue over Tash doing a circus skills course. They later make up and at the surgery Tip cleverly comes up with a plan to get Sal her old job back.

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    Miriam Margolyes

    Miriam Margolyes

    Joyce Midge

    Guest Star

    Robert Craigs

    Robert Craigs

     

    Guest Star

    Natalie Grady

    Natalie Grady

     

    Guest Star

    David Mitchell

    David Mitchell

    Dr. James Vine

    Recurring Role

    Patrick Barlow

    Patrick Barlow

    Vicar

    Recurring Role

    Salima Saxton

    Salima Saxton

    Yasmeen Vine

    Recurring Role

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    • QUOTES (3)

      • Dr. James Vine: I have to ask these questions. So if you could just go behind the screen and put the gown on please miss, (Stuttering) I mean minge, I mean miss minge...
        Joyce Midge: Don't be nervous, silly boy, a trembling hand wouldn't be very professional, pleasant perhaps, but not professional. Now this gown, opening front or back?
        Dr. James Vine: (Sounding scared) Back.
        Joyce Midge: Do you want me on my side or (Waving her arms round theatrically) splayed?
        Dr. James Vine: (Exasperated) Side.
        (Moves off behind the curtain and proceeds to prepare for the examination)
        Joyce Midge: Panties on or off?
        Dr. James Vine: (On the verge of breaking something) Off.
        Joyce Midge: (Calling out from behind the curtain) I'm ready, open for business, (chuckling) as they say.
        (James scrambles for the door but due to the lubricant on his hands he struggles to open the door but finally manages to do it, whereupon he meets the gaze of his mother and Tip Haddam)
        Dr. James Vine: I can't do it.
        Sal Vine: (Knowingly) What love?
        Dr. James Vine: You do it.
        Sal Vine: What's the magic word?
        Joyce Midge: (From behind the curtain) Hello?
        Dr. James Vine: (Almost begging) Please?
        Tip Haddam: I can't allow it. I mean she's not officially employed here anymore.
        Dr. James Vine: (Desperately) Part time, on your old wage.
        Tip Haddam: Done, I'll sort the paperwork later. Go on woman, a vagina awaits!

      • Dr. James Vine: (Almost mumbling) Oh...right...er...are you still sexually active?
        Joyce Midge: Are you trying to say sexually?
        Dr. James Vine: I...I (Finally plucking up the courage) I did. Are you sexually active? (realises he said it a little loudly and looks towards the door incase someone opens it)
        Joyce Midge: Well let's just say you won't have to fight your way through the cobwebs. Still trying to give myself a bit of pleasure now and then. Is that enough information or are you still curious? (Winks at him)

      • Dr. James Vine: (Hesitantly) Yes, well er, I need to er, ask you a few questions.
        Joyce Midge: Yes of course. Well I'm post postmenopausal if that's any help.
        Dr. James Vine: (Rather uncomfortably) And er, right, er, and any associated problems?
        Joyce Midge: Terrible dry vag, so er...lube up before you go in, there's a good chap!
        (Dr. Vine looks ill)

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