James Bond, Jr.

Season 1 Episode 16

No Such Loch

Aired Daily 8:00 PM Oct 07, 1991 on
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In Lock Ness, Captain McGregger and his crew of two fishing men disappear. Eye witnesses say they saw his boat eaten by the Lock Ness Monster... Meanwhile at Warfeild, a Golf Tournament is taking place. IQ provides Bond with an extentable golf club and a magnetic golf peg. He also shows off his new Microwave Guided S.M.A.R.T. Simply lock on with the glasses and the ball will go where ever your looking, desperate to win the tournament Trevor Noseworthy IV nicks one of IQ's S.M.A.R.T. Balls and uses it in the game. Documenting the Golf Tournament is Lezzy Moore, teenage sports reporter. During the game, Lezzy recieves a call about the Lock Ness Monster siting and goes after it hoping to get a scoop. Bond and IQ acompany her. Using the radar sonar in Bond's watch, the three sail out into the Lock in search of the Monster. Indeed they find a monster, but not the Lock Ness Monster. The Monster they find is Captain Walker D. Plank! The Monster that attacked the fishing boat was a giant submarine [i]disguised[/i] as the Lock Ness Monster. Our heroes boat is attacked by the 'Lock Ness Monster', but Bond, IQ and Lezzy are luck to survive. But then Plank's true target arrives, a British Navy Cruiser carrying long range guided missiles. With it's giant mouth, the submarine attacks the Battleship and 'eats' two of the guided missiles. The navy finds Bond, IQ and Lezzy in the water, unfortunately the Navy thinks our heroes were leading them into a trap and Young Bond, IQ and the girl they are falsy arrested. Using a loose thread from Lezzy's shirt and tying it to IQ's magnetic golf peg, Bond manages to get the key to the cell and taste freedom. They try using Stealth tactics to escape, but when their cover is blown IQ is recaptured. Bond and Lezzy manage to escape in one of the lifeboats. Elsewhere, Plank and Jaws rise from the waters and prepare to set the two missiles up on the edge of a cliff. Plank plans on using the missiles to shoot down an MI-6 spy satellite, thus rendering them unable to spy on S.C.U.M. To get rid of the evidence, Jaws plants a bomb on in the head of the Lock Ness Monster. Bond and Lezzy arrive, but are captured by Plank! Threatening the two with a gun, Jaws herds them into the head of the sub and closes the giant mouth, cealing Bond and Lezzy in with the bomb. The two run down to the cargo area in time to avoid the blast, but the sub sinks to the bottom of the Lock. Inside the flooding sub, Bond finds McGregger and his crew chained up. Bond sets them free with his acetylene torch, but uses up all the feul setting them loose. The sub is flooding fast, in the hope of the sub containing more explosives, Bond swims down to the lower decks, where he finds stashed plastic explosives. Bond, Lezzy and the fishing crew blow their way out of the sunken Lock Ness Monster and swim to the surface, in time to see the missiles set up ready to fire! Bond and his friends begin climbing up the side of the cliff, but are spotted! Plank fires one of the two missiles at Bond, but he jumps down to a lower ledge to avoid the falling rubble. With only one missile left, Plank aims it at the spy satellite. The missile fires before our heroes can get to it. Bond wraps a S.M.A.R.T. Ball with plastic and manages to guide it into the missile, destroying it before it reaches th satellite. Needless to say Plank is not happy, but before he can retaliate against Bond the Royal Navy ambush S.C.U.M. IQ managed to convince the navy they were tracking S.C.U.M. by patching into the spy satellite and pin-pointing Plank's location. Bond and IQ get back to Warfeild, in time to switch Trevor's stolen S.M.A.R.T. Ball with a D.U.M.B. Ball...moreless

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Mona Marshall

Mona Marshall

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Jeff Bennett

Jeff Bennett

Horrise Boothroyd (a.k.a. IQ), Nick Nack

Jennifer Darling

Jennifer Darling

Phoebe Farragut

Corey Burton

Corey Burton

James Bond, Jr.

Pat Musick

Pat Musick

Halley Comet

Sheryl Bernstein

Sheryl Bernstein

Princess Yasmine

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