Jericho

Gail: I studied French and Italian for four years and after all those years, all I can remember is my name, how to count to ten, and Would you please pass that packet of sugar?

Gail: Something happened, watching April listen to your heartbeat. I began to wonder: how many good years do we have left together? Johnston: Did you hear something I didn't? 'Cause all she told me was I might be getting a cold.

Gail: It's time for some changes, Johnston, starting with your diet. Mayor Green (indicates his mostly empty plate): A man can't live on that. Gail: He can if he wants to stay married to me.

Stanley: It's nice to meet you, Miss Clark. Mimi: Do you not read your mail? Stanley: Nope. Nothing but bills and bad news. Why? Mimi: Well, this would be a little of both. I work for the IRS and according to our records you owe more than $180,000 in back taxes. It's nice to meet you.

Eric: Dad, there are worse things in the world than a venti cappuccino! Mayor Green: Speak English!

Cell Leader: Take a look around you, gentlemen. (pause) These are the faces of the men that will change the world.

Sarah: I have to say that…when they recruited me I thought I was prepared for just about anything but nothing like this. Robert: Well, that's because nothing like this has ever happened before. (cell phone rings)

Jake: You finally pulled the trigger, Freddy? All right. Freddy: You know it baby. Hey she's got some good looking sisters, man? Unless you're still all hung up on that farm girl in Iowa. Jake: Kansas. Freddy: Same thing. Jake: No, not the same thing.

(Robert throws Darcy's cell phone to the side) Darcy: You let them out of there right now Robert or so help me I'll start screaming. Robert: No, you listen to me very carefully, in 5 seconds I'm getting on this truck and I am leaving Washington for good and I did not come here to discuss this with you, now you can either trust me and come with us or you can stay here, but you will never ever see your children again.

Freddy: Do me a favor, skip ahead in your mind a couple months, visualize yourself on a Mexican beach, knee deep in bikinis and Benjamin's. Jake: I try not to think that far ahead; keeps me from being disappointed when things go to hell. Freddy: My pop once told me, if you don't keep an eye towards where you're going, you'll never get there.

Stanley: Well, now, who doesn't like corn? I mean you got corn on the cob, cornflakes, corn nuts, corndogs, cornsicles. Mimi: Cornsicles? Stanley: It's a joke, lady? Mimi: Can you not talk to me please?

Darcy: I don't know what's going on, Robert and right now I'm…I'm too exhausted to fight but I promise you one thing, come tomorrow one way or another I will have you arrested. Robert: You know, come tomorrow, a whole lot of things will be different.

Emily: I can't imagine what you've seen out there. (Roger has a dazed shock look on his face) Roger….I said, I can't imagine what you've seen. Roger: Couldn't have imagined it either.

April: Do you have a place to stay? Do you know anyone in Jericho? Sarah: Actually, I do.