Deena: Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and shaking the butt.
Pauly D: I don't know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like she's having sex with herself. I don't know.
Snooki: (pointing to an Italian road sign) Does this mean I stop?
Vinny: The navigation system is in Italian. I don't think the girls can understand the navigation system in English.
Snooki: Finally I'm useful for something because I'm not useful for anything in this house. I can drive stick.
Deena: What voltage is it? Cause if that's 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage.
Snooki: We should get fake boobs together. I'm scared of needles. I just want them to not sag, and the other one is bigger than the other and its really pissing me off. When I lay down they go to the side. It's annoying.
Snooki: My heart is racing and I smell like King Kong's a**hole.
Snooki: I've got to convert my money…Is that where I get pesos?
Vinny: (on the first thing he is going to do in Italy) I'm going to find out the age of consent.
Jenni "JWOWW": I wouldn't cheat on Roger in Italy, but I don't even think they make 6 foot 4 juice heads with tattoos out there, so nobody has anything to worry about.
Mike "The Situation":(about Snooki) If she lost some pounds, I'd hit it.
Mike "The Situation": Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wifes. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation.
Snooki: We're trying to get to Italy, then we land and realize we're in Germany, like, Dusseldorf.
Snooki: I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what shape it is, and it's like a boot.
Deena: In Italy, I'm expecting I'll bring a guy home, but I won't do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do sex later.
Deena: I figure an Italian guy in a Vespa is like a hot guy here on a street bike.
Snooki: Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then you have, like, Britain in there, and England, and Italy.
Pauly D: When I get to Italy it's like an international panty raid. I'm going crazy.