Angelina: If a girl's a slut, she should be abused.
Angelina: I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.
Vinny: I hear the music, I start fist-pumping, I start dancing, I'm pulling girls on stage and now...Vinny came out to play.
Pauly D: Don't let the spike hair fool you, like I'm not a b---h.
Ronnie: The Ron-Ron Juice is the sh-- that gets the night going, I mean whenever that sh-- comes out it's always a filthy night.
Ronnie: That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face. (laughs) That's how you get pinkeye!
Ronnie: If it was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
Snooki: Snooki's staying and I'm ready to party. I'm ready to meet sexy guidos and I'm ready just to f--king be single.
Mike "The Situation": I wait till the last minute to shave, I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on 'cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day-of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the guido handbook.
Mike "The Situation": With me and Sam, it's not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me, it's a matter of just when I decide.
Jenni "J-WOWW": I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Vinny: I don't give a f--k. You're fat, you're ugly, you're 45 years-old, I'll dance with you. It's hilarious, ya know what I mean?
Mike "The Situation": Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Mike "The Situation": If you want to look somewhat like "The Situation," which is gonna be pretty hard, you need to get that protein in your diet.
Snooki: I am a princess at home, like, I am the f--king princess of f--king Poughkeepsie. Here, I am nobody, I'm like, emotionally exhausted.
Music featured in this episode:
"Whore" by Another Cynthia
"Prom Song" by Automatic Music Explosion
"Last Breath" by The Swear
"The Pressure" by Nick Howard
"Until You Are Safe" by Lee Hester
"Basket" by The Blakes
"Don't Make Me Wait" by Locksley
"Underneath" by Ryan Calhoun
"Madame Chung" by Mink
"Wake" by Brightwood
"Plan A" by Mark Leonard
"Your Private War" by Atreyu
"Untitled Finale" by Atreyu
"Peggy Moffitt" by The Handcuffs
"Let's Rock" by Automatic Music Explosion
"Like That" by Candy Coated Chaos
"Free" by Glycerin
"Guns Guns Guns" by Dirty Little Secret
"Hurt Can't Haunt Us" by Disappointed By Candy
"Swan Song" by Brightwood
"This Time by "Airship Rocketship
"Steal It Back" by Bell
"Shameful" by Atreyu
"Our Sick Story" by Atreyu
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