Jersey Shore Season 1 Episode 7

Sammi: I don't need no family meetings. I don't need to trust in Snickers. I don't even trust in f--kin' Jenni.

Ronnie: Come on Snick before I yank the f--kin' duck out the wall.

Vinny: (to Mike) How do I taste, bro? How does my d--k taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.

Mike "The Situation": (about J-WOWW) She got kicked out of the club like a piece of trash that she is.

Ronnie: Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o'clock, we've been here since 12 o'clock, 5 hours is, like, enough.

Snooki: Can I have a roll please?
Mike "The Situation": Don't worry, you got a couple.

Pauly D: I don't even understand that religion or what it is, I just wanna get to the business.

Mike "The Situation": I like my clothes like my women...options.
Pauly D: You like your girls like your underwear...dirty.

Mike "The Situation": You have no game at all.
Vinny: Really? That's not what your sister said.

Snooki: I delivered a friggin' calf from a cow!

Mike "The Situation": That girl can shake it. Drop it like it's hot, girl.

Snooki: You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up b---h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I f--kin' like, save animals, like that's what I do.

Snooki: He's Irish and he talks like a cowboy, and I always go for the Italian guys so it's weird for me to like him.

Snooki: For now, hang out with the whole group and let's just go wild, like, let's just blow it out of the water.