Mike "The Situation": When there was knockin' on the door, I was like, this is either the police for me, this is either some lawyer, somebody's dad, somebody's brother...
Sammi: I don't need no family meetings. I don't need to trust in Snickers. I don't even trust in f--kin' Jenni.
Ronnie: Come on Snick before I yank the f--kin' duck out the wall.
Vinny: (to Mike) How do I taste, bro? How does my d--k taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.
Mike "The Situation": (about J-WOWW) She got kicked out of the club like a piece of trash that she is.
Ronnie: Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o'clock, we've been here since 12 o'clock, 5 hours is, like, enough.
Snooki: Can I have a roll please?
Mike "The Situation": Don't worry, you got a couple.
Pauly D: I don't even understand that religion or what it is, I just wanna get to the business.
Mike "The Situation": I like my clothes like my women...options.
Pauly D: You like your girls like your underwear...dirty.
Mike "The Situation": You have no game at all.
Vinny: Really? That's not what your sister said.
Snooki: I delivered a friggin' calf from a cow!
Mike "The Situation": That girl can shake it. Drop it like it's hot, girl.
Snooki: You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up b---h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I f--kin' like, save animals, like that's what I do.
Snooki: He's Irish and he talks like a cowboy, and I always go for the Italian guys so it's weird for me to like him.
Snooki: For now, hang out with the whole group and let's just go wild, like, let's just blow it out of the water.
Sammi: No man will ever touch me like that ever twice.
This episode is in 5 parts:
1. I don't need no family meetings
2. Out of the woodwork
3. There were some creepers
4. Atlantic city
5. Sloppy seconds
Music featured in this episode:
"Fireworks Explode" by Theft
"Donkey Kong" by Another Cynthia
"Whore" by Another Cynthia
"Pistol Grip" by The Blakes
"Hell To Sell" by The Audition
"Mr. Slayte" by Flyntsones
"D.T.F." by Menya
"Long Way To Go" by Lights Resolve
"Grid Red" by Mark Leonard
"Modern Man" by The Franks
"Catch A Thief" by Heavy Young Heathens
"Procrastinator's Fight Song" by Shout Out Out Outs
"Inspiration Competition" by Shout Out Out Outs
"Culture War" by Airship Rocketship
"2 Hearts" by 2 Girlz
"Norway" by Fighter Pilot
"Strangers Waiting" by Glycerin
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