If you want to see a bad show, go to Nickelodeon. Almost all their shows are bad. However, if you go on Disney Channel, this show is vise versa. The writers really tried hard to make this show sound funny and all I can critisize is the episode that made fun of people with eating disorders before they pulled it. Most of the characters are likable. Luke can get a bit gross at times and the butler can be pretty antagonistic but still, I think we hae a show that shows us what quality is at times like these.
The show has Ravi doing over exaggerated stereotypical things about India. They have Zuri acting like how they want to portray a black girl. As stereotypically loud. Also giving her stereotypically black catch phrases like "no you didn't" Emma is the biggest joke on the show and i'm glad i'm not the only one seeing it. The blonde girls are dumb or only care about their looks and fashion routine done on so many shows is terrible. Matter of fact this show isn't even the only show doing it on Disney right now.
Jessie: PLEASE KILL EMMA ALREADY. Your hot but you have become so sassy and offensive in recent episodes.
Emma: You deserve to die for almost killing everybody on a plane and complaining about EVERYTHING you wear like London, plus you're ruining just about every joke that is being told in your presence. Plus whats the point on your show anyway.
Ravi: Your a pretty good guy you and Bertram and a less offensive nanny would have done just fine.
Zuri: STOP being so rude. You remind me of a sterotypical 13 year old. I've little kids making fun of me because of characters like you. You need to either improve a ton, or be removed.
Luke: Go chop off your balls off and DIE. Your just another dumb ass. The way you acted on the pilot disgusted me. And you and your little sister and big sister and your nanny that you love so much all need to be dropped and replaced.
Bertram: You deserve better, I think you just need to be less lazy. You and Ravi are the two last peaceful characters.
Mrs. Kipling: No offence but I don't think you should be on the show.
Edit: I just saw the new halloween episode and I must say some of the characters that I mentioned ruined quite a lot of jokes. It's still not as terrible as Fanboy and Chum Chum. But sadly it's gone bellow dog with a blog even. They really need to get rid of Emma and Luke and improve on Jessie quite a ton. First of all she is offending Texans. Second her attitude has kinda gotten worse. Luke and Emma ruin everything. Jessie needs to give a better impression on Texans, cause what she is doing would offend the hell out of Texans. Ravi and Betram are the only people that don't annoy me to death. Zuri has taken a MAJOR turn since a little before Jessie. I mean she has gotten so much more sassier it's ridiculous. Even before it was bad. Luke and Emma are always the ones that have to ruin the jokes and the plots and Jessie too plus Zuri. You all who still like Ravi and Bertram, be ready for some deeeep shit, I hope after Season 3 you and I will still like them. I can already tell that it's going to make a major decline. So my rating has decreased. I will post an update throughout Season 3.
Where to start.... WELL! Jessie is just SO DEMANDING! she always says when something is broken and shes attempting to try to fix it, she always goes STAT! WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?! I KNOW TS LIKE HURRY BUT WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?And she always brings back one of her stupid like backstories to relate to every single ONE CARES GET THAT THROUGH YOUR BRAIN IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONE. Another thing is that the kids always make fun of her... like emma, she always says how ugly and unfashionable jessie is! i can sorta agree with the ugly but her outfits are decent. honestly, the whole lizards thing that happened drove me CRAZY. It was so stupid and gave another reason why ppl dont want to watch this show.
This show is so great! I am a nanny to 3 girls and they absolutely LOVE this show, they think it is the funniest thing they have ever seen. Debby Ryan is such an amazing role model for kids, I couldn't think of anyone better to play Jessie! She is great and so is every other actor on the show!
What doesn't make sense to me, is how some people say it is a terrible show yet they still give it better than a 1 rating? hahaha.... Also, if it's such a bad show then why does it get 3-5 million views every show??
This show is just downright terrible!!! The acting is soooooooo bad! It just looks like they went cheap on actors!!! The show is supposed to be a comedy but its definitely not!!!!! First off the characters:
Jessie: At first on sweet life on deck debby ryans acting wasn't so bad but when she took the lead in a new show, oh god just kill me! Basically all she does everyday is try to take care of the kids, screw omething terrible up, Find a way to fix it and still keep her job! Also her script is terrible!!!!! You can TOTALLY tell that they're trying too hard to make her lines funny and that's what makes the scripts even worse!!!!
Emma: I think Emma is the worst character on this show!!! Basically she's a young blond teen who thinks she's all that and that she's the prettiest and best at fashion! But also she's really dumb. And when she acts dumb the show puts laugh tracks on that scene which basically means that they are making fun of her because she's dumb. And also this show is really mean to blonds because the show is being stereo typical about blonds and how they're are dumb. WHICH NOT TRUE!!!!!!
Ravi: there's nothing really to say about him. He's just a kid who got adopted from India and getting used to being a newyorker.
Luke: Luke i think is a creep for crushing on a twenty year old girl who is his nanny! In the it's supposed to be funny but to me it's just weird!
Zuri (I think that's how u spell her name?) : she's just a spoiled a bossy little six year old brat!!! I think she's terrible because she could be influencing young kids to be a brat like that too!!
Burtrum: he's an old and extremely lazy butler and doesn't want to get things because its too far (too far means lie a metre away)!!! And he's not even funny!!!!!
This whole show is just crap and a complete knock off of the nanny ( made in the nineties)!!! This show shouldn't be on tv because its a terrible influence on kids everywhere!!! (And also it's a complete waste of time to watch)!
It's not as good as Austin and Ally or Good Luck Charlie, but it's much better than Shake it Up, Ant Farm and Dog With a Blog. There's some pretty corny jokes and Jessie's perkiness can be really annoying, but it can be funny at times. I don't care how many dislikes I get for this, I'd much rather watch this than Dog With a Blog. I'd watch Fanboy and Chum Chum before watching THAT abomination.
First, I'd like to say that this show isn't great. The thing I hate the most is Jesse coming from Texas. I'm from Texas, and she has offended me in every way possible. She's giving the wrong impression about Texans. People from Texas don't spend their fucking time talking about armadillos. Jesse doesn't even have an accent. If you think people from Texas talk like cowboys, then you're wrong. Try Tennessee.
I honestly don't know who came up with this show. Debby Ryan was never a good actor to begin with, and the fact that kids actually watch this sickens me. I think this deserves a run-through of the characters:
Emma-Oh, woo-hoo, another dumb blonde who only cares about fashion, being famous, and boys. Her lines are so idiotic, and she thinks she's perfect because she knows what people SHOULD wear. She's teaching kids that people have to be perfect in their style and looks. She may be 'caring', but she's obviously not.
Zuri-Another stuck-up little kid who thinks she's all that, and loves unicorns and rainbows but yet acts like a selfish little diva. She's just like her older sister, selfish and thinks she's all that.
Jessie-Debby Ryan, I remember you from Suite Life on Deck, Radio Rebel, and 16 Wishes. She's a nanny who has dumb lines, and cannot act. She doesn't even care about being a nanny, she just 'fixes' their problems, even though she ruins in it EVERY episode and has to fix some way.
Luke-Another idiot who doesn't bathes and is 'smooth' with the ladies. Seriously, I'm glad they don't always show him.
Ravi-Yet another foreign idiot, not to be racist or anything, but it's the character. A lizard as a pet? Give me a break. His lines seriously make me cringe and want to mute it and I would rather watch Studio 10 or Sam & Cat than watch any of this.
Bertram-Honestly not that bad, yet it's the fact that he lets the kids beat him up when he is an adult man who is capable of taking care of them when Jessie is off acting like a little idiot who is trying to impress Darla.
The Lesson-There's not any lessons in this show. It's about rich people who's parents are away all the time, while the nanny just hangs out with Zuri and yells at Emma, Luke, and Ravi and sits on her butt all day. It's only the first season, and already I hope they cancel it.
This is the worst show on Disney, Its actually worse that dog with a blog, because even though that show is stupid and plain and downright bad this show is 10 times worse that than and it is very racist and just a complete waste of time. I actually liked debby ryan in The suite life on deck because i didnt really noticed how bad her acting was next to dylan and cole but now that shes on her own shes just bad. I dont know who told her she could act, her character seems like shes a slut with all the bf shes had and luke is just a no the producers must have been high when they decided to make this.
That is why it gets a 3 from me. When the show first started, it didn't seem immature, annoying, or stereotypical. It started off promising enough, but before you know it, Emma's only concerns are being fashion-savvy, Luke's hitting on Jessie only gets creepier, Bertrum is suddenly too lazy to get something that's "too far away" when it's like from the kitchen to the door, Ravi is VERY stereotypical, Zuri's "mm-hmm" and "oh no you didn't" are a regular thing, and the show features LOTS of crude humor and toilet/bathroom humor. As of now, it's practically unwatchable.
Watchable episodes (mostly the old ones, plus the ones with Creepy Connie or Maia Mitchell): 7/6 (some are better than others)
THIS SHOW ISNT EVEN FUNNY THEY HAVE BAD ACTORS. I MEAN THE BUTLER WHAT EVER HIS NAME IS JUST LAZY ALL THE TIME. JESSIE IS TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE LIKE REALLY. THIS SHOW IS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE LIKE THATT LITTLE BLACK GIRL SHE SLAPS PEOPLE AND BE RUDE TO THEM. AND THAT TEENAGER GIRL WHATEVER HER NAME IS ALWAYS CARES ABOUT CLOTHES AND STUFF ITS SUCH A STUPID SHOW I FEEEL LIKE IM GETTING DUM*** EACH TIME I WATCH IT FUCK DEBBY RYAN WORST ACTRIST EVER! MAN THIS SHOWS LAME!
It beats most of the live action shows but I wouldn't fall in love with it. Debby Ryan lost her touch. And they kids can't act. The only on who makes the show awesome is the Indian kid! I love him, if I'd ever watch the show it would be because of him. And Peyton isn't fit for the show, love her but idk. The show isn't really funny or exiting but I'd watch it.
People find this show funny but I find it rather offensive. I am from Texas, therefore I know what it looks like and what stereotypes we have.
First of all Jessie is supposed to be portraying a "Texan". The way the show portrays Texas is like we have such a boring life on a farm and whatnot. Why are people actually so nave enough to actually think we wear cowboy hats? Okay, that's only the beginning.
Another character I hate is Emma. While being a rich girl, she gets whatever she wants, and is very spoiled let alone bratty! Zuri is cute, however she has a sassy attitude which is something that stereotypes black individuals. That's also pretty offensive. Ravi is an "Indian" who worships "the gods" and does this thing with karma. Many of my Indian friends don't do that! Plus the accent sucks... very fake. Lastly we have Luke, who stereotypes someone from "the hood". He dances and does things that stereotype things people "in the hood" do.
Then theres Bertram. He can make me laugh, but only at a few moments. The "its too far" joke has gone out of hand, so basically its not funny to me anymore. How can my siblings actually like this show?
This may just be my brother, but the is getting extremely influenced by this show, and now he is a bratty little boy. It annoys the crap out of me whenever he watches this show. The show is OK, but really, it starts to get annoying, especially with my brother acting like that little girl that likes to make bad remarks (zuri i believe). Anyway, my final score is 3.0.
EDIT: All the kids are brats, and now by brother wants to be a teenager so he 'can get a cell-phone and whatever he wants. UGH.
Wow, I didn't people could get any more judgement and idiotic... But, damn, these reviews are so stupid and nonsensical that they make me laugh. All of you morons hate the show, but it's Disney's top show, winning Friday night. Let's not forget how HIGH the ratings are. Screw all of you, this show is GREAT.
I don't hate this show as much as ANT farm but it still somehow is an average/ok show. I admit the lizards are really really disgusting but frankly its entertaining (did i just say that?). And now in this Disney, you're not impressed with anything. But I bet Jessie is gonna get really worse until that time comes where I hate it and ANT farm equally. Don't disappoint us, Disney -_-
I only saw this show one time... and quite frankly once is enough.
This is EVERY example as to why Disney is now just a company which is only seeking capital and teenage stars and child actors that should've studied harder in acting school, or were randomly pulled off the streets to become "actors". Especially Debby Ryan. Worst actress I have EVER seen in my life. Debby Ryan is just a talentless teenage star who is just being used by Disney, just so they can make money off of her name, and eventually turn her into a sex icon who is all over the public eye. Just like they did with Miley Cyrus. Just like with Selena Gomez. Just like they did with Demi Lovato. Just like with any of the nowadays talentless Disney Channel stars. The kids here are all unlikeable little jerks. You can tell why their parents didn't want them anymore. One of them is an annoying little girl who is oh so clever (as if we haven't seen that before), another is a diva who needs to be deprived of any privilege, and one of them is a boy who looks like he smeared sh-- all over his face. This show is PANDERING to the lowest common denominator of children and teenagers, and not just that. It speaks down to anyone and everyone who wants to watch a funny and tolerable sitcom, and wishes that companies didn't forget about what made them good in the first place. The show, as with all other Disney Channel and Disney XD sitcoms, constantly runs through stupid and miserable running gags that aren't funny and get repeated over and over again, jokes that are not clever or interesting, references that are offensive to people who support whatever they're referencing, and overall a terrible and arousing experience. You would be better off watching a play at a high school.
It's not that bad to me, I would rather watch this over Dog with A Blog and Austin & Ally ANY DAY. I love Jessie its very funny. Well, not 'very', but it can make me laugh numerous times! I say the only people who's not all that funny is Jessie herself, Ravi, and Emma. Zuri, Luke, and Bertrum is funny! :D
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