Crossdresser Aquaman: Aquaman is shown as a crossdresser who dances to disco music with his fish friends.
Jurassic 5 perform Work it Out from their album Feedback.
Kimmel: Have you been watching this show, America's Got Talent?
(audience stays quiet) No. Well let me catch you up on it then.
Kimmel: Hello and welcome to America's Next Top Model. I'm your host Tyra Banks.
Jimmy Kimmel: Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.
Lady in the Water: A parody of the movie with a woman stuck in her car during a flood. Guillermo is nowhere in it.
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship: A tribute to the FCC as Jimmy and crew bleep and blurb unnecessary things so they don't have to.
Uncle Frank and Guillermo do not appear in tonight's show. Jimmy says that they went to the circus.
Pablo Suzuki Investigates: Pablo Suzuki investigates the whereabouts of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes baby girl, Suri.