Woman holds up cue cards reading:
Cue Card 1: Yippee!
CC 2: We're halfway through a show!
CC 3: Or maybe the show is almost over!
CC 4: I can't really tell!
CC 5: I've been sniffing the magic markers I use on these cards!
CC 6: The fumes have made me very dizzy!
CC 7: Back with more merv in a minute!