Los Lonely Boys perform Diamonds and My Way from their album Sacred.
Jimmy: I'm here tonight because I was asked by the president to entertain you.
Dicky: And now for the first time tonight, here's Jimmy Kimmel!
Jake Byrd at the Hollywood Collectors Show: Jake gets autographs from Hollywood celebrities.
Jimmy: (pointing to Cryer's photo) It looks like Ducky's on steroids.
This is an allusion to Jon Cryer's role in the movie Pretty in Pink where he played the role of Ducky.