Jimmy Kimmel: Dj Quik was suppose to be here tonight, but apparently he was pelted by fruits at a concert last night and he became angry and now he is unable to attend because, I dont know if he was bruised by the fruits or what happened, but we learned that he was. We have not verified the story, but the rumor is that rude people threw fruit at him and, um, he's too angry to come up.
Jimmy Kimmel: Apologies to Matt Damon. We ran out of time.
Cousin Sal at the Dry Cleaners: Cousin Sal plays some pranks on the customers.
Gerhard Reinke's World Cup Minute: Gerhard teaches us a cool rule of soccer as people watch the Germany vs. Ecuador game. Germany won 3 to 0.
Dj Quik was originally suppose to appear.