Big Tough Guy God says that in A Tale of Two Cities, Sidney Carton says "Tis a far, far better thing..." Actually, he thinks it - "If he had given an utterance to his [thoughts], and they were prophetic, they would have been these..." By definition, shouldn't God know the book perfectly?
Kevin: You should look where you're going.
Lily: Oh, just relax, you're crippled already.
Steinholz: What are we anywhere? Compared to the universe, we're nothing. A speck, a moment of glory. The Arcadia College Award – what is that?
Luke: They also got dinner at Don Thornberry's.
Steinholz: Oh. Their rib-eye is amazing.
Steinholz: You know nothing about science.
Luke: Hey! Hey! You are patronizing the wrong geek, grampa!
Joan: You got a prize...
Luke: Vampire teeth. One's broken. Story of my life.
Bonnie: I don't paint kittens... unless they're dead.
You can hear kids in the background at school playing Rock Paper Scissors, the game that Joan was the "master of" in the "Game Theory" episode.
Music featured in this episode included:
"Say Please" by Rubber Side Down
"Go and Work It" by A-Lexx
"Another Day" by Andrea England
"Alligator" by 2 Minutes Hate
"Sixteen Tons" by Jeanne French
"Tired of Waiting" by The Trews
"I'm Sick of Being Home" by Poxy
"Breakaway" by Justified
"This Could Take Forever" by Kiddo
"Have a Little Faith in Me" by John Hiatt
New God: Trash Man God.
Helen hands Bonnie a book with paintings of Hieronymus or 'Jeroen' Bosch. Jeroen Bosch was a renaissance painter from the Netherlands famous for his weird paintings about horrendous torture, carnal mutilations, flying fish, the fires of hell, and the sinister depths of the human imagination. He lived from 1450-1516. Not a lot is known about him but unlike most famous Dutch painters he is not from The Hague or Amsterdam; he lived in Den Bosch: a small town in Holland that still exists today.
Joan: Everything Dickenson wrote can be sung to the tune of Yellow Rose of Texas.
The reason this works is that traditional poetry was written in meter, and there were only a few meters to choose from. If a poem and a tune use the same meter, the poem could be sung to the tune, even if the mood was inappropriate. Emily Dickenson always used the same meter, so all her poems could be matched to Yellow Rose. The TV series Babylon 5 used the same joke.
A footnote: there is one Dickenson poem that can't be sung to "Yellow Rose": "Wild Nights--Wild Nights!". It works much better with the Bonanza theme.
Helen: It's community service, Will, not This Old House.
Referring to the PBS series about repairing old houses, generally in the New England area.
Lily: Watching Stargate. . .
The SciFi show Stargate SG-1 started as a movie, Stargate, in 1994, became a TV series in 1997 on Showtime and moved to SciFi channel starting in its 6th season. Series star Michael Welch guest starred in the Season Seven episode "Fragile Balance". Stargate SG-1 aired opposite of the second season of Joan Of Arcadia.