Michael: (calling) Okay, I got her machine, that's good. Okay. (clears throat) Hi Joelle, this is, uh, this is Michael. So, look, my neighbor was just telling me that I was missing a few signals earlier, and that you wanted to go out with me. So, I think we should do it! Uh, I mean, go out, not have sex. Uh, well that would be nice 'cause I'm a virgin. Ummm, I mean I'm not a virgin, I... I've just never been with a woman. Not that I've been with a man!
(Alex hangs the phone up for him)
Joey: He's actually getting better.