Season 2 Episode 14

Joey and the Snowball Fight

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Mar 07, 2006 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • (Joey's getting an action figure; however, the manufacturer screws up, and he gets to choose between having a female body, or a black body.)
      Joey: Okay, so, I guess there's no time for them to switch the dolls around, so I have to choose which one of these I wanna be.
      Zach: Oh, that's easy, you'd definitely rather be black than a girl.
      Joey: Yeah, maybe.
      Alex: What, Is there something wrong with being a woman?
      Joey: What? No, no -
      Zach: So, what, are you saying you'd rather have a sex change operation than look like me?
      Joey: Operation? What are you talking about? No matter what I do, I'm just gonna have a smooth bump in the front!
      Alex: Well, whichever you choose, your doll is gonna make less money than he would as a white man!
      Joey: What? What are you talking about? My doll's not gonna have a job!
      Zach: Because of people like you!
      (Alex and Zach storm out.)