(Joey's getting an action figure; however, the manufacturer screws up, and he gets to choose between having a female body, or a black body.)
Joey: Okay, so, I guess there's no time for them to switch the dolls around, so I have to choose which one of these I wanna be.
Zach: Oh, that's easy, you'd definitely rather be black than a girl.
Joey: Yeah, maybe.
Alex: What, Is there something wrong with being a woman?
Joey: What? No, no -
Zach: So, what, are you saying you'd rather have a sex change operation than look like me?
Joey: Operation? What are you talking about? No matter what I do, I'm just gonna have a smooth bump in the front!
Alex: Well, whichever you choose, your doll is gonna make less money than he would as a white man!
Joey: What? What are you talking about? My doll's not gonna have a job!
Zach: Because of people like you!
(Alex and Zach storm out.)