Johnny Bravo

Season 2 Episode 12

Brave New Johnny / Witless / Carl Be Not Proud

Aired Monday 12:00 PM Oct 08, 1999 on Cartoon Network



  • Quotes

    • Johnny: (Walking around town with a "Carl is my Best Friend!" sign) Carl is my best friend! He is so smart and nice and a really snappy dresser. I like Carl very much.
      (Johnny leans down and talks to a man in a car)
      Johnny: Excuse me Mr. motorist, would you run me over with your vehicle. Really, you'd be doing me a favor.
      Carl: I don't hear you Johnny.
      Johnny: Right. Carl is so great. He is the sun and we are the planets. He has a very pleasant singing voice.
      (Johnny talks to a man with a jackhammer)
      Johnny: Excuse me Mr. Construction worker, would you please bury me alive. I'll give you a dollar.
      Carl: You forgot to mention that I'm an excellent conversationalist.
      Johnny: I don't get it Carl. We've been doing this for hours, shouldn't you be dead by now?
      Carl: Any minute now. In the mean time, keep proclaiming your devotion to me!
      Johnny: Do I have to?
      Carl: Oh the tunnel! I see the tunnel!
      Johnny: C is for the coolest guy I know! A is for the awful way I treat him!
      R is for his really neat bug collection! L is for (Johnny starts crying) the love for humanity! Somebody put me out of my pain!