Johnny Bravo Season 2 Episode 13

(After failing to see Julie)
Suzy: Don't give up Johnny, anything is possible if you really love someone.
Johnny: You mean, I should use your bow and arrow set to launch myself through the air and into Julie's bedroom?
Suzy: Um, not exact-
Johnny: I'll do it!

(After hearing about the wall built between Johnny and Julie's houses.)
Johnny: Oh great, now what am I gonna do?
Suzy: If you love someone Johnny, you should let them know.
Johnny: What? You mean you think I should polevault over the wall and onto her balcony in a single bound?
Suzy: Well I-
Johnny: I'll do it!
Suzy: Actually, I was gonna suggest a phone call.

Suzy: Johnny has a girlfriend! Johnny has a girlfriend!
Johnny: How about I bury the rest of your doll collection?

Julie's mom: That's my daughter Julie, she's single, and plays the tuba like an angel.
Johnny: (Wearing a flower suit) Well airrate my roots and prune my petals, I think I'm in love!

El Mayor: Gracious Johnny Bravo, you have tought us to never depend on a stranger to fight our battles, for he may turn out to be a useless jerk.
Johnny: No problemo.

Muy Caliente: I'm going to pinch you, and punch you, and feed you to my horse.
Johnny: Oh yeah?
Muy Caliente: Yeah.
Johnny: Well, alright then!
(Johnny screams and runs away)

Muy Caliente: (Talking to Johnny with strong accent) So, who are you and what do you want?
Johnny: Come again?
Muy Caliente: (Still talking to Johnny with strong accent) Who are you and what-
Johnny: I'm not getting you.
Muy Caliente: Hold on (Muy Caliente reaches into his mouth) I had to take out my retainer. So who are you?

Muy Caliente: Steady Bingo, steady!
Johnny: Your horse's name is Bingo?
Muy Caliente: Si, Bingo is his name-o.

Villager: Senor, if you defeat Muy Caliente, the senoritas will surround you like the tortilla surrounds the enchillada.

El Mayor: Please accept this complimentory gift basket of stale taco shells and scorpians.
Johnny: Yeah, nevermind that. Where are all the chicks?
El Mayor: Our daughters are locked away out of fear for the bandito, Muy Caliente.
Johnny: What!? No chicks? I've had it with you crazy Germans, I'm outta here.

villager:I have been searching far and wide for a man such as you to defend my village against the viscious bandito.
Johnny: Why don't you just defend yourselves?
villager: We are a village of terrible cowards. Even the meowing of the tiny kitten makes us cries like little girls.
Johnny: Boo.
villager: Ahh!
Johnny: Okay, your story checks out.

Julie's mom: It would be an honor to have you running mindlessly after my daughter.

Bandit (as the villagers attack him): Celine Dion!