Johnny Bravo

Season 1 Episode 5

I Used to Be Funny / My Fair Dork / 'Twas the Night

Aired Monday 12:00 PM Aug 04, 1997 on Cartoon Network



  • Quotes

    • (Johnny and the kid are looking at a woman on the beach)
      Johnny: Alright kid, see what that bikini's wearing? Hello! Now go for it.
      Kid: I can't sir. I just don't have what it takes!
      Johnny: Man, what could I have missed?
      (Johnny takes out a huge magnifying glass and inspects the kid)
      Johnny: You should be a chick-net machine by now. I don't under- Wait a minute! Of course! Put these on kids!
      (Johnny gives the kid a pair of his sunglasses, he puts them on, and he sees all the girls on the beach)
      Kid: Wow! Holy mama. Look at all the babies waiting to be bagged.