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Suzy: This field trip is your last chance Johnny. If you don't score an A+++ in team supportiveness, you'll have to start the fourth grade all over again.
Johnny: Team supportiveness? What has the team ever done for me!
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Johnny: Now, for the most important food group of all.
(Johnny runs over to the ice cream machine)
Johnny: Ice cream! Come on sweet pie!
(Johnny poors ice cream on his food)
Moxie: (Talking to Johnny) Hey wide load, give someone else a chance.
Johnny: You want some?
Moxie: Yeah, yeah, sometime today jumbo.
Johnny: Allow me.
(Johnny shoots the ice cream at Moxie's face)
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Teacher: Suzy, since your grade point average in social skills is the highest in recorded time, you'll be in charge of monitoring Johnny's progress.
Johnny: I object!
(Johnny gets a dusty eraser thrown at his head)
Johnny: Withdrawn.
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(Suzy's reading a letter to Johnny)
Suzy: It's from the state. They say that do to a record keeping error, you never successfully completed the fourth grade!
(Johnny spits out the water he was drinking)
Johnny: Ugh! That was the worst water I ever tasted!
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Johnny: (Holding a telegram) Hey, look everyone! I got a mango!
Bunny: That's an telegram sweety.
Johnny: Right, what did I say?
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Johnny: Four legs good! Two legs bad! Four legs good! Two legs bad!
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Johnny: That does it! Piggy Pig's mad as heck and he's not gonna take it any longer!
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Pops: Johnny, don't you know what you got on your belly?
Johnny: What, are there still some eggs from this morning?